The following is our "What We Do In the Shadows" expert, Richie D.'s unvarnished real time reaction to Episodes 1 & 2 of What We Do In the Shadows, Season 3. We can't wait for his reaction to Episode 3 "The Casino".
Upper management is ancient Nadja puppet 4LYFE This theme song slaps! Colin, already feeding on you… and the crew This is how every Vampire the Masquerade game goes if you let someone use the Hunters Hunted book GILMORE GIRLS!!! Every executive assistant ever feels this pain Is Guillermo eating a cheeseburger with a knife and fork?!?!?!?!? As an Iranian vampire/conquerer, why would he ever learn French? or American idioms (like my ex)? “Always an excuse with this white guy!” — Nadja I see loopholes in Vampiric Law! and not just because I have too much experience with the Camarilla (not to be confused with the years I spent in Camarillo, CA) Old vampires failing up, the story of our society “EFF-EMM-ELL” — Guillermo de la Cruz KRISTEN SCHAAL!!!!!! OooooOOOoooo, The Guide!!!! Colin totally drained me talking about local vampiric council meetings “I became a vampire to suck blood and f**k forever.” —Laszlo Guillermo de la Greenberg JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA Vampiric Bodyguard?!?!? Do not Google Multiple vampiric hypnoses conundrums: weak brain, thoughtless Sallies, full-blown brain scramblies, purple screaming Henries, half-man half-madness meow Day walker name check “...above my pay grade” — The Guide “That is how you are the only one who survives out of seventeen children.” — Nadja I love poop jokes. A lot. “What a Charlie!” —Lazlo *gasp* The Sire?!?!?! We using NOLA rules here? What porn is Lazlo tearing out of those books? Shout out to the Little Rascals Of course I fell in love with Meg immediately Um, it’s a 14th century Iranian accent, thank you very much “I can’t be f**ked.” Lazlo TOOTS!!!! (this is for all my Singing Detective fans, otherwise *I’m* draining you right now The mansion’s PA system, I must know more Waaaaaassssssuuuupppppp!!!!!!! *I’m draining you right now* My new pick up line will be to call her an Irish derby winner Big shout out to how great Klonapin is! “F**king swear at me?!?” —Lazlo New fave: Dave Lewis, Borer Talking about diplomacy only reminds me of the boardgame of the same name. Nothing good happens after that. “Are you draining me, bro?” — Dave Lewis Monsters trump vampires “Just women.” —Meg, towel girl “Colin Robinson, get my cloak.” — Nadja F**KING GUY “Laszlo, you know that thing you always wanted to try?” — Nadja
Official Show Description: What We Do in the Shadows, based on the feature film by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, returns for its third season, documenting the nightly exploits of vampire roommates Nandor (Kayvan Novak), Laszlo (Matt Berry), Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) and Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) as they navigate the modern world of Staten Island with the help of their human familiar, Guillermo (Harvey Guillén) After the shocking season two finale, we find the housemates in a panic about what to do with Guillermo after discovering that he is a vampire killer. This season, the vampires are elevated to a new level of power and will encounter the vampire from which all vampires have descended, a tempting Siren, gargoyles, werewolf kickball, Atlantic City casinos, wellness cults, ex-girlfriends, gyms and supernatural curiosities galore. Plus, Colin Robinson is turning 100. And Nandor, faced with his own eternal-life crisis, tries to inject his life with more meaning. Will he find love or is he destined to be an immortal bachelor with 37 ex-wives? What We Do in the Shadows is produced by FX Productions.